floater.

xD

Powerthirst 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-3qncy5Qfk
this one is funnier, but effin' college humor won't let me embed it.

cat puke

i haven't updated this thing in awhile. i don't know what to put, so, my cat goose just puked on the stairs.





i'll try to think of more things to put. if anyone still looks at this anymore.





i'm also in the process of trying to think of a tat for my 18th bday. i'm indecisive and i'm probably going to get something stupid that i end up hating but i'm getting one anyway and it's going to be sick.

peace

>:D

i haven't done anything with this for a few weeks. all i really have to say is, yay obama. i hope you do good and i hope i don't end up hating you like i did dubya. but i think since you have an IQ over 26 we're safe. shalom.

remember this?

Ok. So, which of your band mates is most likely to accidentally stick a fork in a toaster?

Frank: Mikey

Gerard: Mike, yes.

Mikey: That would be me.

And who would yell 'Hey! It's still plugged in!'

Gerard: I would definitely be the one yelling. I think we're all very protective of Mikey for things like sticking forks in toasters.

Frank: It's funny because when we were recording, me and Mikey lived together and I would go to Gerard after and be like, "I can't believe he did this today."

Mikey: Yeah, I would leave the tea on overnight.

Frank: God forbid that kid ever lives alone.

Gerard: He had to promise he would watch him because he likes to do this thing where he'll take a heater into the shower and plug it in..

Frank: Oh god..

Gerard: ...and there's water everywhere

Mikey: I did that one time..

Gerard: What about the times with the radio?

Mikey: Yeah...

Frank: Oh god..a heater?!

Mikey: ... I was pretty warm when I did it though.

oh and i got glasses. i didnt need them really. long story. (:

for the bulimics..

no more sticking fingers down your throat. this will do it.

i love everything.

heres what i got shawn for christmas:

who doesnt want a wunder boner?


anyway. i am so disgustingly satisfied with everything in my life right now i think im going to explode. (: i hope things are going as good for you all right now as they are for me.
for those of you who asked, im not going to collinsville cause i won't be here. aaron's going though. i think.

i need some new music too, i've been so busy latley i havent had time to look for and/or download anything good, and i have like a billion dollars worth of itunes cards to waste.

good movies too, i haven't seen a movie that didnt make me feel like projectile vomiting in forever.
and for the record, i finally watched ALL of juno, and yeah. sorry to all the scene indie wannabes who 'ZOMG ITZ MY FAVRIT MOVEE' but it kinda sucked.
ellen page says some funny things, but thats like saying someone with herpes has 'some breakout-free' days. the movie still wasnt great, and that person still has herpes.

it might've been alright, if it werent for that stupid 'we sure are cute for two ugly people' song. i know all the JUNO FANZ LULZ! out there think its 'cute' and 'original' but really, really, it just fucking sucks. the girls voice sucks, her 3 year old guitar playing sucks, the monotone tune sucks. that girl should be shot in the vocal cords.

and not only did she make that pile of shit song, she made a whole cd of awesome tuneless crap that sound EXACTLY fuckin like it, only with different, stupider words. really i want to hunt her down and stab her in the eye.

whatever, have a nice day. (:

tokio hotel sucks hairy nuts.

merry christmas kids.